Kim Kardashian Touched A Shark?

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian took her reality famewhoring self to an aquarium to touch a shark and the sad news it didnt chomp off her hand/arm/butt.

She took her nephew Mason to the Mystic Aquarium, along with her sister Kourtney on Thursday. She touched a shark, but the shark didnt take one for the team/planet and scarf her down whole.

Why, oh why cant these animals reject their new pacified environments and just go for it? Its unfair to the rest of us that shes still completely intact. Couldnt the thing take a chunk out of her ginormous booty? Heck, theres enough to go around for everyone to get a piece. No worries, shell still find a way to profit from it.



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