Fart Fetish Group Wants Nancy Grace Fart Footage

Nancy Grace passing gas on Dancing With The Stars is the second most offensive thing shes done on the show. Oh wait, I stand corrected its her third. The first, her dancing, which is a hot mess. The second, her infamous nipple slip, that shes, of course, denying. Thirdly, the mysterious fart.

Nancy said at the time, As an ear witness on the scene, I can absolutely exonerate Tristan, myself and Brooke. However, the rest of the cast seated just inches away all remain under grave suspicion. The investigation continues.

Uh huh. It doesnt seem to matter to one fart fetish group, though. They are seeking the rights to the three seconds of fart footage. Wait, theres such thing as a fart fetish group?!? The world is doomed.

Jo Merlone over at Clips4sale.com is trying to purchase the footage from ABC, so that Nancys fans can relive the moment in the privacy of their own homes via their website.

Do people really get off to the sound of farts? We would investigate, but we dont care enough for the research end of that deal. Investigate on your own and report back the dirty laundry to us, if you dare.

Photo Credit: Josiah True/WENN.com


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